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I told fag Rich that I would let him out of chastity if his alma mater Harvard made the Final Four.  Well, the Crimson outsmarted and outplayed the New Mexico Lobos last night and Rich is beside himself with joy (and anticipation).  Rich has gotten us courtside seats for the Final Four and the bitch will be insufferable if – by some miracle – his team lasts that long.  I am going to add a butt plug to his “appliances” to intensify the tournament for him.  Also, it’s time for the fag to start focusing on his hole.

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