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On the day after I emphatically advised rich that he was not living up to my standards with respect to keeping my apartment clean (see “Fuck ups,” below) he called and asked if he could come down to talk to me. “Sure.” I had just come from the gym and was relaxing on the couch in a sleeveless Under Armour tee shirt, that was soaked through with my sweat and a pair of skin tight spandex gym shorts. rich did a double take, his lips quivering, when he first walked in and saw me, spread legged on the couch. Then he went into his spiel.
“I didn’t sign up for this.”
“You didn’t sign up, period,” I reminded him. But he obviously had rehearsed his little speech. he paused for a few seconds and the plowed ahead.
“I didn’t sign up to be your housemaid and punching bag.”
“You mean, you didn’t sign up to be my housemaid and punching bag, SIR.”
‘Yes Sir, i’m sorry Sir. I didn’t sign up to be your housemaid and punching bag, Sir.“
“As I said, bitch, you didn’t sign up, period. You’re a fag, and that’s a fag’s life. Your just doing what you were put on Earth to do.”
“Well, I resent it.” Pause. “Sir.”
“You can resent it all you want to, but its the facts of life boy. What are you gonna do about it.”
“Well, I’m not going to do it any longer. I’m 38 years old, a successful investment banker. I don’t have to spend three hours a day cleaning your toilet and I don’t have to go into work all black and blue because You want to beat me up.”
“Oh,” was all I said as I stared through him like a laser.
“I can serve you in some other e\way.”
“You will serve me in the way that pleases me. Do you understand that? That is what fags do.”
He simply stared. I continued, “I guess we’re at a stalemate.” More staring. I reached out my hand. “If you are not prepared to clean ,my apartment as I expect, you don’t need the key to my place.” I held my hand out and reluctantly, rich reached into his pocket and extracted his copy of the key to my apartment. he handed it over. I got up and walked to the fireplace mantel I opened a small silver box that was on the mantel and extracted a key. “Here’s the key to the padlock on your cock cage.” I handed the key to rich.
“Now, get the fuck out.”
Rich looked at me, a dazed look in his eyes. Obviously the conversation had not gone as he had planned. After about a 30 second pause, he slowly turned around and headed for the door. he closed the door quietly as he left.
I’m not a betting man, but I’d bet a steak dinner that in a week or ten days, rich will be back.
















































































