The following post is part of a column written by a 40-something experienced faggot who calls himself “Mr. Fag”. CLICK HERE to read all of these posts in chronological order!

Part of the duty of mentor faggots like myself is to establish and emphasize proper fag conduct for younger fags so they uphold the standards that will make them successful. I’m really proud of the young fags I’ve been able to help train over the years. Great fags like Fabien, Mika, Chin, Giovanni, Jimmy, Prath, Fernando … these ones are the next generation of mentor faggots that I’ve been proud to know.

A mentor faggot contemporary of mine is Mister Fag, the brother who has been writing in occasionally with sage words of advice when he sees a topic that inspires him. Apparently, the recent discussion on the site about how often a faggot gets fucked moved him to make this emphatic post:

Hey Sam,

This is Mr. Fag.  I have been traveling a lot recently and wanted to share another thought – I expect you already know this deep down.

Let’s make it clear: a fag, like me and you, exists also to provide warm, willing holes whenever and wherever a man needs relief.  That’s not a suggestion — it’s the natural order.  We all know that Alphas and real men carry full, heavy balls all day.  We carry the duty to lighten that load.

Gas station bathroom at 2 a.m.?  We should drop to our knees without hesitation.  Gym steam room?  We back that ass up and spread.  Rest stop, alley, parking garage, dark corner of a club — doesn’t matter.  When a man signals, mouth and cunt should open on command.  No negotiation, no attitude, just service.

A fag doesn’t get to pick who, when, or how many.  That’s not the role.  A fag’s role is gratitude — thank him for using, thank him for letting his load go somewhere useful instead of being wasted.

A fag must keep that hole trained, keep it clean, keep it available.  Because the second a fag start thinking about comfort or “boundaries” coming before a man’s need… it’s a fag failure.  It is therefore important, for the not-owned fag, to be available.  It’s not being a slut: it’s doing our job.

Respectfully,

Mr. Fag

Mister Fag is definitely right about this. Faggots don’t have options, we have duties. It’s very important that faggots approach Alphas (even ones they don’t know) with the proper outlook and behavior so they can maximize both their opportunities as well as their mental health.

It’s really nice to have a fellow mentor faggot like Mister Fag joining me and other older or experienced fags to keep the eyes of our brothers focused on the more important things!

Hello Sam,

Im a long time lurker of the site and a big fan of your work. I’ve met an Alpha at my place of work. We met at an after work function and we actually hit it off pretty quickly. I can say he pegged me as a fag as soon as we started talking, and it’s quite obvious that he’s an alpha. He’s older than me in his mid 40s (I’m in my late 20s) and he’s the head of his department at our job, so pretty high in the office ladder. We don’t work in the same department, but do have to interact from time to time.

He is amazing. Very considerate and sweet, but also a beast in bed, and he fucks me up to four-five times every time we see each other, which is more and more often lately. He asked me out for coffee after the function we first met at, and quickly hit it off. He’s tall and muscular, very in shape, hairy, and he has this rough kind of lumberjack vibe to him, like full of testosterone.

I told a friend I had met someone at work and he’s told me it was actually highly inappropriate, especially on his part. He says it’s a power dynamic, that he could’ve manipulate me or screw me over, that HR would never let this fly etc.

I don’t really see the problem. We are both consenting adults and are aware of the situation. Nothing ever happened at work except one time when he pushed his crotch against my ass passing by me in a tight corridor.

What do you think? Is this inappropriate? Should I break it off? I really appreciate this alpha and enjoy serving him a lot, but I’m confused right now.

PS. sorry for the possible mistakes, English is my third language!

Thank you so much for the question! And don’t worry … your English was perfect!

Congratulations on finding an Alpha to serve from work! It sounds really hot, and this Alpha seems to know exactly what he’s doing with you! You’re probably in good hands!

Ugh … just ignore that friend. How many times have people come to me for advice after a friend gave them the wrong advice?? I wish I had a dollar for every time! Your friend is wrong – what you both do in your personal lives has nothing to do with your at-work lives. It’s not your employer’s business. Just keep it to yourselves, and there should be no issue.

Tell your friend to get a life. LOL

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