Haircut dude makes a lousy secretary

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Of course, I had no great expectations of the dude on this count. And the dude fell beneath even my low expectations. he can barely type, has no idea how to do the company forms and paperwork, cannot figure out how to enter an appointment on my computer’s calendar. About the only thing he can do is make flight reservations, although his initial instinct was to charter a private jet. When I disabused him of that, he insisted that is I was going to fly commercial I must only fly first class. I criticize the dude’s work and tell him to find some other secretary to show him how things are done, knowing that the dude will be humiliated beyond endurance seeking such help.
But making haircut dude a first class secretary is not what this is all about. First of all, as I explained, this is only temporary. the dude is only holding a place until my permanent plan can be implemented. Second, the dude was badly in need of humbling. haircut dude is a guy who, from every appearance, has always had things go his way in life. Not anymore.,
















































































