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fag rich has been in chastity for several weeks now and is making slow progress (if any) in his training.  he persists in the delusion that his sexuality is about his little dick, and will not accept (indeed, I think he is resisting) the idea that his holes are the center of his sexuality.  I told fag rich yesterday that it looks like he will be in chastity for a loonnng time.

In any event, fag rich came though on his promise of tickets for the Final Four.  He texted me this afternoon to tell me he had good courtside seats.  (fag rich has some connection somewhere.  He is always able to get seats that are impossible for anyone else to get.)  the bitch pleaded to be taken out of  chastity as a reward for getting the tickets.  When that plea fell on deaf ears, he said he wanted to charter a jet to fly to Atlanta for the tournament.  That way he would not have to go through airport security.  I told him to book flights on a commercial airline, me in first class and him in coach.

Then I relented (who says I don’t have a heart) and told him that if his alma mater (Harvard) makes the Final Four I’ll take him out of chastity.  Fuck!  If Harvard makes the Sweet Sixteen, I’ll take the bitch out of chastity for the rest of the tournament.  Guess I’m getting soft.

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