How do I approach str8 alphas at a massage place?

Hey Sam, wondering if you have any thoughts on this. I’ve started going to this inexpensive Chinese massage place in the West Village in NYC. It’s got 10 super plush oversized leather lounge chairs along two facing walls – so about 20 people can get foot massages at the same time. The first time I went I was the only one there. I closed my eyes and got a great hour foot massage. I heard people coming in while I was getting my massage but when I opened my eyes – I couldn’t believe the place was filled with these hot studs getting their feet massaged. They were all in their 30’s / 40’s –  clearly finance/tech bros – all in T shirts and shorts – really built -- meaty thighs/legs spread while a small masseur kneeled before them at their feet.  ALL were looking at their phones during the massage, or watching the masseur work. None had their eyes closed.  They exuded such testosterone and a cockiness, like “yeah, kneel before me and massage my feet.”  One particularly hot dude kept telling the masseur he wanted it harder – and he’d bark and order how and where he wanted his feet touched. All I could think of was here was perfect hunting ground to meet an alpha. But how?! There had to be some dudes there that would welcome a FREE foot massage.. But how to approach about that? Every scenario I think of sounds creepy. I keep going back and seeing all these hot dudes getting their feet massaged is driving me crazy thinking that here is an opportunity.  Would love any thoughts/advice.