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Unless my experience with office politics is mistaken, the admins in Your office that were overlooked when You hired haircut dude should be tearing him to pieces by now. The fag is full of new insecurities, and he’s about ready for Your next step.


Several followers have written in expressing their concern that haircut dude has proved not to be a reliable (or good or even decent) secretary and administrative assistant.  But frankly, I had no such expectations of haircut dude.  he is, after all, merely a placeholder for the time being, and i recruited him for this position because the bitch needed to learn that he cannot always be successful at what he sets out to do.  he has had some considerable success in business and that emboldened him to come on so strong with me in the mistaken belief that he could worm his way into my life by sheer force of his will, like he does in everything else that he tries.  I don’t believe in this power-bottom shit and I think by now, haircut dude is beginning to get the picture.

fagseyeview is correct in his message above – company management has noticed haircut dude’s incompetence and has offered to find me a replacement.  I’ve resisted.  I’m not done with haircut dude yet.  Beside he’s been of some value.  he’s always able to get me lunch reservations at the hottest restaurants in town when I entertain clients.  And so far management has acceded to my wishes.  Sales are soaring and no deal that I have been involved with has fallen through yet.  So I can pretty much get my way around the office.

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