I found myself unexpectedly overjoyed today after I heard the great news about Clavicular, the looksmaxxing “influencer”/social media barnacle. He was charged with the drugging and raping of a minor female.

Some have complained about the rape charge being without merit given that Clav was 19 and the girl was 16. Yeah, I get it – those laws are DUMB and arbitrary.

But in Clavicular’s case I want the book thrown at him. I’ve already devoted too much bandwidth to that dickless and autistic Pinocchio android and his cult of starfuckers. They’re all such non-entities that they barely have a shadow.

Hopefully Clavicular will find a personality and some value in medium-security prison with the other chomos. But also hope he gets some additional looksmaxxing courtesy of a fellow inmate’s fists.