I am straight man and I have a strong need to find a fag to use as my toilet only. I want it to eat all my shit and drink all my piss. How can I find such a fag?

Thank you for writing, Sir! 

You’re requesting a service that is almost uniquely fulfilled by faggots, although not even a large number of faggots would be into eating shit. It’ll be difficult to find that specifically without any additional forms of service to warm the faggot up for more extensive fetish uses. 

My recommendation is to find faggots on more extreme fetish connection sites like Recon. You might use Grindr or TheBlowers.com and find a desperate faggot there. It’s just going to be hard to find the right fit for such a niche fetish, Sir.  

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