A lucky break for fag rich
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As luck would have it a two bedroom apartment in my building came on the market this weekend. Apartments in my building go on the market very infrequently, so I called the fag and advised him that he better act quickly and nail down this apartment. the fag complained that he hadn’t even put his old apartment on the market yet, but i told the bitch that he could always sell his old place later – that he can afford to carry the two apartments for a few months or for as long as it took. I also advised the fag that he better not let this apartment in my building get away – that he had to do what was necessary to make sure he bought it.
“How do I do that?” the stupid bitch asked.
“You’re a successful investment banker,” I replied. “You know what to do in order to get what you want.”
A long pause. “I suppose I could offer more than the asking price,” he suggested.
“There,” I said. “Good idea. Do what you gotta do, bitch.”
