Alphahood In The Age Of Trump

Last night white people inexplicably re-elected Donald Trump as the 47th President of the United States.

I’m not going to say much about it because I’ve made my opinion about Trump very clear over the years. He’s clearly unfit for a return to the office after his disastrous first term. His lifetime of crimes, lies, and fraud – not to mention the attempted overthrow of the government – should’ve disqualified him completely.

But whatever. We will deal with living through American Christofascism for a while and see what happens.

That said, this site deals with Hierarchy, and in particular, Alphahood. I must say that the so-called Alphas in America let the country down by falling for Trump’s spoiled baby, cartoon version of Alphahood. Trump’s bad behavior gave these so-called Alphas an excuse to revel in their Destroyer Alpha tendencies. Rather than stand up for the greater good and recognize Trump for what he truly is, they instead threw their power in support of him.

But don’t take it from me. Instead, take it from one of the great Alphas on Tumblr, a God Alpha named Rhys who is a young attorney in southern California. He’s been coaching Alphas and faggots in that space for years, and he’s a Protector Alpha of the highest order.

Here’s what he wrote on his wonderful Tumblr blog:

Joy Reid on MSNBC calling out all these crazy conservative men as beta males pretending to be Alpha men reminds me of some of you on here. Check yourselves, guys, because what you believe to be “Alpha ‘tude” is actually beta AF.

Alphas are to lead and protect, not conform and put those around them in serious jeopardy. An Alpha Male does what’s right, not just what’s convenient. Alpha Males are not selfish men.

The modern conservative party are not Alphas.

You can not be an Alpha Male and back fascism.

You can not be an Alpha Male and oppress those around you—women, minorities, immigrants. It’s all of us who make America the superpower it is.

You can not be an Alpha Male and vote Red.

By buying into the lying fear mongering of the American Right, you are buying into your own demise. You think they give a shit about you?

You think their rhetoric doesn’t affect you?

They will come for all of us eventually, if given the chance. That’s a promise I can make to you— if Donald Trump wins, America as we know it is done for. I know the system really well; that’s a real guarantee. Vote Red for America’s demise.

Voting is a right, and there’s a reason they want to limit that right. The people love this country, and when we all vote, the conservatives lose big.

Voting isn’t a right to be fucked with. Take this from a lawyer who gives a shit about all of you. I live my life nonpartisan, but by what’s correct.

As a lawyer, I’m being so legitimate with you about this. This is a real threat to democracy.

This isn’t a personal attack. It’s the truth at hand. I just wanna tell you guys the truth.

I want you all to read this and take it to heart.

Do you wanna use your rights? Or lose them?

Trump says vote for him now, never vote again.

Is that really what you want? This isn’t a joke.

This isn’t fake news, this is what’s at stake here.

Is it worth the internet brownie points to lose it all? Is it worth that sexy cumshot to lose your freedom? Is the big “Redpill” actually worth it?

This is still America, and you have that freedom.

You have every right to make these choices.

You have every right to take these actions.

Remember, your actions have consequences.

Playing around with this shit isn’t cool, guys. It’s not a game, a fetish, or a fantasy. It’s real life.

Do you really think you’re an Alpha Male for supporting the abuse of your fellow Americans? Are you rights just a fetish to use and abuse?

Again, this isn’t a Tumblr kink. It’s American Democracy. This is what our troops fight for.

You know, the troops Donald Trump hates.

For most of you, this should be enough food for though. Some of you, though, need it simplified.

So, if you have to, consider this vote to be the ultimate test of your masculinity. Let’s be real:

Be a beta, and vote for Trump. Alphas defend democracy. Alphas vote for this country. Alphas vote blue, no matter what the misguided say.

Alphas don’t give a shit about ignorant opinions.

Alphas don’t give a shit about outright bigotry.

Alphas don’t give a shit about fetishized abuse.

Alphas give a shit about equality and ethics.

Alphas preserve and protect our Democracy.

Alpha Men vote for Harris-Walz. That’s it, guys.

Be an actual Alpha Male and do what’s correct.

I’m an Alpha Male, and I don’t care who this offends. I’m a Patriot, and I’m voting Blue.

If you’re the Alpha you claim to be, you’ll do the same. If you’re not, let’s take this to the polls.

We’ll see who’s really a Patriot on November 5th.

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Beautiful and passionate words from a true Alpha who has spent his young life deeply contemplating the value and importance of the Alphahood gifted to him at birth. He recognizes the weighty responsibilities entrusted to Alphas, the way they shape and support society.

He also understands that being part of the Alpha fraternity doesn’t mean the world should be run like a frat house. There might be hazing in a fraternity and some horseplay, but ultimately fraternity Alphas put their heads together and get stuff done for the good of their school, for the good of their classmates.

I’m sure Master Rhys is just as saddened today as I am by the way his Alpha brothers betrayed not just their country, but also their natural commission as Alphas.

And before I get a bunch of hate for this, please consider this example: if a drunk in a bar acted the way Trump has acted virtually every day of his life – assaulting women, calling people names, walking out on checks, or trying to burn the bar down – true Alphas would stand up to him and smack him down for it.

ALL MEN KNOW THAT’S WHAT ALPHAS DO IN THAT SITUATION.

But the so-called Alphas in America didn’t do that with America’s most troublesome drunk, Donald Trump. He’s drunk on power, and now he’s going to burn down our collective bar.

LAST CALL!