Fag Rich goes through airport security

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Well, this is the big weekend – the Final Four. Fag Rich got us courtside seats and we are flying down to Atlanta today. My initial thought was to send fag Rich through security at the airport a few hours before our flight so I didn’t have to be bothered by the delay that his metal adornments were sure to inspire. Then I thought, WTF, why not enjoy fag Rich’s humiliation and embarrassment.
And a show was sure expected. Not only is the fag’s cock cage metal, but he’s wearing a solid metal butt plug that I got him especially for this occasion.
I was not disappointed. the fag set off alarms at airport security. First of all, the body scanner must have shown Rich’s appliances in bold relief on the screen. The TSA guard called over a few of his colleagues (both male and female) to inspect the screen and they had a few laughs while they held up the line. I stood there watching, and could barely conceal my laughter. Rich was turning purple while he stood there in the scanner with his arms above his head and the pits of his shirt showing sweat stains. Then they called Rich into an room for a cavity search – Rich and about three of the TSA guys. Rich, of course, would first have to remove the butt plug to enable the TSA guys to see that there was no bomb or explosive device up Rich’s cunt. Only a huge load that I had deposited there only minutes before we left for the airport.. The TSA guys emerged from the inspection room with huge grins and immediately “conferred” with their colleagues about Rich’s predicament.
Finally Rich emerged from the anteroom, properly humbled. The tone for the weekend, I believe, has been set.
















































































