This brings back some unpleasant memories for sure!

Those damned stainless steel toilet/sink units were always FREEZING!

The inmate in this clip is doing it wrong. You’re supposed to constantly flush while shitting so that sound/smell would dissipate.

I was in a cell with a fat piece of country bumpkin shit named Matt Skaggs who was a child molester from Perryville, MO. He had irritable bowel syndrome (among other issues) and would constantly have the splatters.

One night he got up and sat down to paint the bowl. I was lying on my mat on the floor of the cell when Skaggs ripped a particularly nasty splatter, and a droplet of it flew through the air and onto my hand. I freaked out, jumped up, and angrily washed my hands while he apologized. Fucking CHOMO!

Anyway, fuck those toilets, fuck Matt Skaggs, and fuck prison!

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