sam–will you be attending the Mister USA alpha pageant? Apparently it’s happening in Vegas this weekend.

Maybe pageant isn’t the best word, but they’re all straight studs. Reminds me of the old Abercrombie.


Thanks for the question!

No, I won’t be going to that. I’m currently homeless and barely hanging on. Besides, I didn’t even know about it until you just said something!

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