The next phase in fag rich’s development

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My fag rich moved into his new apartment in my building over the weekend and I went down to his place to check it out Sunday evening.  And to begin to explain to the bitch how things are going to be changing in its life.

rich moved in (so to speak) on Saturday, and while he fully expected me to come down and check his digs out, I never told him when I would be coming.  the bitch knew enough to be ready for me (or as ready as it could be all things considered)  Still, I took it by surprise when I showed up at its place around 8:00 last night.  I have the key and so I let myself in.  To say that fag rich had “moved in” is putting it generously.  it has a bed and some clothes in its closet.  That is all it needs for now.   The rest of its furniture and stuff will be coming over from its old apartment over the next few weeks. 

I explained to rich that his first priority every day is to clean my apartment.  rich is to enter my apartment after I have left for work and to make sure that it is meticulously clean before I return from work.  My laundry is to be done and my clothes ironed and put away.  I expect fresh linens on my bed and in my bath every day. 

rich protested that that would make him late for work.  I explained that there are new priorities now, and that there will be still other priorities in the future.  Since the bitch is, in a way, its own boss at work, it can arrange its work schedule around these new priorities.

“Do you understand, bitch?” I asked.

There was a long pause.  “Yes.”

“Yes, what?”

Another pause.  “Yes Sir.”

“You may thank me.”

And it did thank me.

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