Hi man,

I’m a 26yo guy who has a very appealing body and attractive face however I’m very underdeveloped down there.

for me I see it as a non issue but when I try to pick up fags they tend to ignore me due to my small dick. I have never thought about serving a man myself and always have seen myself as an alpha.

so does my small 3.5’ dick make me a faggot and I should accept it?


Sir, thank you for writing! 

I’m sorry you’re feeling insecure about this, Sir. I’m always frustrated by this issue of penis size, because it really doesn’t matter. You’re Alpha based on the qualities you have inside, not outside. 

In other words, you’re not a faggot unless you have a need to serve Men. To submit to them, be owned by them, etc. You clearly don’t have that need at all, so you’re not a faggot. 

Sadly, many faggots are shallow size queens who think way too highly of themselves. They forget that their entire purpose on Earth is to serve superior Men like yourself. So try to keep that mental attitude and remember your actual place in Hierarchy.

I’ll tell you this: I casually served a straight Alpha named Eric for about two years. His dick was not much bigger than mine, and mine is small (he also had a Prince Albert piercing that was incredibly annoying while sucking him off). But there was never any doubt that he was the Alpha and he expected me to serve him. When he fucked me, he’d wrap his muscular arm around my throat and press his massive, muscular body on top of me and hammer me like there was no tomorrow. I loved how animalistic he sounded when he bred me. 

He was the living embodiment of this joke a friend said once when someone was mocking his dick size: “Hey, even three inches hurts when it’s going 100 MPH!”

If this is bothering you too much, focus on other forms of worship like pits, feet, domestic, etc. Get into findom and make faggots worship you with their treasure. Become rich and honored by faggots the world over. I promise, your dick size won’t bother you so much anymore, Sir! 

You were born a King, Sir! So fulfill that destiny! 

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