Hierarchy 313 – The Clavicular Problem

Social media barnacle Clavicular in NOT Alpha!

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Before social media and the broader internet, Alphas were simply genetically-superior Men with finely-sculpted bodies, razor-sharp intellects, or indomitable wills that led armies and bred thousands.

Sadly, social media is rapidly diluting our stock of true Alphas, replacing these superior Men with dumb, navel-gazing Instagram models who measure their so-called Alphahood by their follows, likes, and retweets.

Alphahood is no longer a calling … it’s a brand.

Sadly, this degeneration of the Alpha in our society has merged (inevitably, I suppose) with the rise of dickless, INCEL-like narcissists plaguing social media with hateful rhetoric and amplified aesthetics masquerading as Alpha. Guys like Andrew Tate and, most recently, some test tube robot named “Clavicular” have spearheaded this (bowel) movement.

Clavicular is particularly problematic. He came out of nowhere, his claim to “fame” being some extreme body-modification shit called “looksmaxxing”. In theory, Clavicular beat on the bones of his face with a hammer to accentuate his cheekbones, etc. (too bad he didn’t use the claw end). He’s also known to take lots of peptides and other formulations to boost testosterone and transform him into an ultimate male.

Sadly, hammers and peptides can’t fix a lack of personality.

Here are a few clips of the awkward, autistic bastard interacting with other worthless social media garbage like an alien life form newly hatched from a pod.

There is nothing appealing about this socially-awkward wannabe. He’s arrogant for no reason, having not accomplishing a single damned thing in life except getting attention on Kick for hitting himself in the face with a hammer. THINK ABOUT THAT.

Clavicular was recently on the podcast of another social media cancer, Jake Paul. Now, some might make the point that Paul is Alpha (I might even begrudgingly agree), but watch this excruciating moment when Paul asks Clavicular to rank him on “masculinity” or “hotness” or whatever:

Clavicular says Paul is a “6.5” out of 10, and Paul looks crushed! WHAT THE FUCK?!? No true Alpha would give ANY fucks what RealDoll Clavicular thinks about them, especially not one as wealthy as Paul!

And that’s certainly true once Clavicular reveals how he’s trying to “looksmaxx” his tiny penis by pulling on it constantly:

HAHA what a fucking joke!

Ultimately, Clavicular’s influence will be short-lived, as will most of the other bad actors in this most recent affront to hierarchical order and true Alphahood. The angry, violent ones (like Tate or ChudTheBuilder) will end up in prison, and Clavicular is simply too boring to last.

But my concern is with all of the young Alphas out there watching these examples getting way too much attention and thinking that’s how they should act.

Honestly, this site and its message can only do so much to help Alphas. It’s really incumbent upon true Alphas everywhere to mentor the next generation, teaching them values that define true leaders of lesser Men.

I only hope it happens before true Alphahood is lost!””

There’s a YouTube channel (now on every platform) blowing up called NBConstruction. The channel follows a small construction company in Louisiana and features four young, muscular dudes with heavy Louisiana accents, no shirts, and most importantly, no shoes.

They’re obviously building houses, so I’m guessing the company is real … but it’s staggering how much of it seems like borderline cash master teasing and fag-baiting.

My favorite is Gunnar and his younger brother. Gunnar is the most muscular, with long, wild brown hair and a scraggly moustache and/or chin whiskers. He’s the one with the shakes, and he’s also the one doing the most dangerous stunts.

Here’s Gunnar doing something stupid with electricity:

And here’s Gunnar’s brother burying himself alive beneath a pile of lumber:

Like I said, it’s hard to tell what’s real. They’re actually building stuff, but the level of homoerotic homebuilding going on feels like they’re wise enough to understand where their true appeal lies.

And I’m here for it!

One of the red-hot trends on social media right now is what I like to call The Alpha Aesthetic. It’s a very hierarchical elevation of Alphahood to its rightful place in society.

Possibly the leader of this new spotlight on Alphahood is the incomparable black Alpha Ashton Hall. Incredibly muscular, extremely successful, and disciplined beyond belief, Hall has taken social media by storm with his iconic, well-edited clips.

Here’s one example:

A lot of attention goes to young Alpha leaders in business. For instance, Hudson Cosper is an Alpha who works in brand scaling and is a multi-millionaire by age 20.

The absolute GOAT among young Alpha entrepreneurs is the incomparable Iman Gadzhi. I’ve been following his rise to God Alpha of e-commerce for years, and it has been stunning. He is worshiped everywhere he goes.

Everywhere you look, in every space, there are Alphas being followed and extolled for their extraordinary qualities. Even the cooking space has an Alpha like Wolf leading in it:

It’s just funny to me how so many people deny Alphahood, dismissing it as “lame” or a “joke”, but then they follow these Alphas obsessively without making the mental connection.

Meanwhile, these high-profile Alphas are setting an aesthetic standard of excellence for their Alpha brethren.

And the world celebrates it.

Why? Because subconsciously everyone knows that such exquisite and elite living belongs to them, because HIERARCHY (programmed into all of us) demands it.

And Alphas will always achieve it while we, at their feet, cheer them on!