Hi Sam!

Your advice to faggots looking to explore their newly realized place in the hierarchy is inspiring. I am 23 years old and I work in the kitchen department of a Home Depot. As you can expect I am overwhelmed with straight blue collar alpha men day in and day out at work. I do my best to serve them as best as I can but my efforts are always just rewarded as “great customer service”. Although this recognition is nice I want these men to be able to see me for the faggot that I am and not just a retail associate that is good at their job. Any advice on how I can make my services stand out in way that demonstrates the hierarchy more clearly?

Greatly appreciated thanks


One thing working to your advantage is the fact that you’re working at Home Depot – known on the street as “Homo Depot” from all the cruising that goes on there. Just the bathroom stories alone could fill a coffee table book.

I will say that it’s difficult to try what you’re asking as an employee approaching a customer. I had a well-known early story thread involving “Home Depot Fag”, a faggot who purchased the items of an Alpha behind him in line that led to a service opportunity, but that was customer-on-customer. 

What you need to do to be successful here is to be able to talk engagingly. I just did this on the job about three weeks ago with an Alpha named Eddie. I met him on a job while he was with his wife, and by the time I was done with him I had his phone number and plans (that have not happened yet). 

My go-to move is to ask them if they consider themselves to be Alpha and then pivot into a discussion about Hierarchy. I don’t know what your engagement time is with these customers, but that’s probably your best bet.

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